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The pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man
elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

The Texas, Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee boys will
be dropped out into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "Brokeback Mountain."

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
hey; my home state's on the list, too!